Monday, February 23, 2009

People and their Pups

I have a theory that I have been developing for quite a long time now. I have studied long and hard and have many examples to prove my hypothesis, which is this: I think that dogs and their owners are physically and behaviorally drawn to each other. For example, my dog Max. 




Now Max is the all time cutest dog in the world, so of course the similarities start there. But it goes beyond that. I, obviously, have red hair, and my husband, Sean, has dark brown hair. And Max is a combination of the two. Half red and half dark brown (ok, black for the more color-stringent of you out there. But close enough.). Additionally, being half Daschund, Max is long and skinny, as am I. But, with his other half being Pomeranian, his body is shorter and thicker and his legs longer, rounding him out a bit, but not in a bad way. It is the Pomeranian in him that makes him look more like Sean. And then there is his behavior. Max loves to play around and have fun, but he also has a cuddly side to him. Like now, for example, Max is laying across my lap, covering half of my laptop and one of my arms with his body (which makes typing rather difficult, but I manage. A trooper, I know.). He also likes to act tough and talk big, barking at other dogs and people as long as there is a door, window, or fence in between him and the offending character. The minute said obscurity is removed, however, Max becomes the biggest wussy-dog I have ever seen, scooting down obscure passageways and hightailing it the opposite direction in order to avoid confrontation. This behavior, too, is a lot like me. I may talk big when the offender is no where to be seen, but all nerves fail in a face-to-face confrontation. 

In case you have yet to be convinced of my hypothesis despite my impeccably thorough demonstration, I will provide still more examples that will certainly persuade you to see the genius of my theory:





Ginger World

So I work at this place, the name of which I will not disclose at this time, and at said place I have a friend. His name is Ben. And Ben's favorite thing in the whole wide world is to make fun of my "ginger" hair. Personally, I love my hair. I think it is the best color of all time. But Ben, on the other hand, manages only to find amusement in it. So, for his amusement, and for, hopefully, the viewing pleasure of other unfortunate souls who may happen to stumble upon this domain, I have decided to create a place where I can depict the straight-forward and unaltered view of my world: the world of a "ginger". Ben, salut!